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Warning: Angry Princess Peach is not safe for use around flammable household products. For security and safety, please don't make her mad.


Apparently, Peach has no idea that she's about to joyfully fly straight into a Koopa...


Peach: Yay~~ Flying is fun!
*Perry pops shut*
Peach: ....Uh-oh...Nintendo, we have a problem...


This week on "Making It Grow!", Princess Peach shows us how simple, natural tears can make even the most reluctant of plants spring up in no time!


Peach: En garde, Sir Piranha!
Piranha: *deep voice* Ah ha ha, weak little Princess with weak little umb--
*Charge smacks him*
Piranha: ...Oww...


Yeah, I guess I'd be running and crying too if the floor was falling out from under me...


Peach: ARGH! Stupid bats!


You would never have known it from Super Princess Peach, but after she made that game, Peach just went to pieces. Guess it was the stress...

Super-P.O.'ed Princess Peach


Luigi: *sadly* Man, Toad, this bites.
Toad: You said it, Weegee.


Mario: *struggling with ropes* Stupid Koopas! Rrrrrggh!

Meanwhile, Peach comes back from her walk...


Peach: *gasp*...Mario! Luigi! Toad! What have they done to you?


Mario: Help me...Peach...*struggles*


Peach: How DARE they! How could they do this?! Rrrrrrrggghh....


Goomba: Bowser, dude, look out! She's gonna BLOWWWW...!

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